Jen: [Annoyed] My Son's balloon is stuck in a tree. Can you send someone? Prism: This kid can't climb a tree? Loser. (If she is dispatched)
(If Coupé is dispatched)
Coupé: Fetching a child's lost balloon is not the best application of my talents.
Robert: Okay, then tell me what is.
Coupé: Off-the-books assassinations.
Robert: I will take that under consideration
VAND-GO Opening
VAND-GO Opening
Requirements:
XP: 585 - 635
Social Event
REBECCA/@VANCO "Mr. Vanderstenk is requesting a hero for very important event."
Rebecca: Mr. Vanderstenk is requesting a hero for very important event. Prism: Who is Vanderstink guy? Sonar: Willem Vanderstenk. Certified genius. Literally. He has a certificate. Prism: You aren't a genius if you need a piece of paper that says you're a genius. Sonar: You're just jealous. This guy rules.
(If Prism completes the call) Prism: What's this guy even famous for? Seems like a loser to me.
Sonar: Laugh all you want. Someday my subconscious will live on in a chip and your subconscious will be dead. Cringe
Cray Cray Bidet
Cray Cray Bidet
Requirements:
Minor Inconvenience
HUNTER/@IBSSURVIVOR69 "Ohmigod, my bidet is spraying shit everywhere!"
Fix the caller's malfunctioning bidet
Hero Slot: 0
Difficulty: LOW
Attempts until LOCK OUT: ★ [1]
Dialogue
Hunter: Ohmigod, my bidet is spraying shit everywhere.
Fight at Crypto Night
Flambae refuses to be assigned.
Fight at Crypto Night
Requirements:
Assault
DOPPLE/@CRPTONIGHT "Get these idiots outta my bar before they destroy it. And don't send the flaming asshole."
Two "heroes" are figthing each other at Crypto Night
Break up the brawl diplomatically if possible
Hero Slot: 3
Dopple - These idiots are fighting over hte name "Fight Man"... Let's try giving them new names. Maybe that'll solve it.
Dopple: Get these idiots outta my bar before they destroy it. And don't send the flaming asshole. Punch Up: You know who we saw at that bar last night? Mecha Man. Coupe: And he kicked Flambae's ass. Flambae: Okay-okay, that little shit did not kick my ass. Coupe: He did though. Robert: Yeah, I think i heard about that. Flambae: No, you didn't, because it didn't happen, Bob Bob, So we're all going to shut up about it. Yeah? Okay.
(If Flambae was selected to be dispatched)
Flambae: Yeah. Sorry, I can't do that. They won't let me back in there.
Retrive Stolen Boat
Flambae refuses to be assigned.
Retrive Stolen Boat
Requirements:
XP: 692
Pursuit
OFFICER RAMIREZ/@TORRANCEPD "Boat robbery in progress at the yacht club."
Robert: Flambae, clean up your fucking mess. You're lucky no one was hurt.
Dialogue
Chief Marshall A fire at a local park has gotten out of control. Robert: Did you start that fire? Flambae: No Robert: The fire that's burning two blocks from where you're standing. You didn't start that? Flambae: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on break, so how could i know? Robert: Flambae, stop fucking around. I've got enough problems without you making new ones.
Flambae: Whatever man.
In the Zone
In the Zone
Requirements:
Social Event
BONE ZONE/@BONEZONE "Danny 'The Bone Zone' Diaz here. Today's topic is all about SDN... hiring criminals! To protect us!"
Bone Zone: Danny 'The Bone Zone' Diaz here. Today's topic is all about SDN... hiring criminals! To protect us! Sonar: He said I got arrested for tax evasion. I wish! (If Sonar was dispatched) Flambae: This bitch said I had chapped lips. Coudn't get a date for a week. (If Flambae was dispatched) Invisigal: He said I was the third hottest chick on the Z-Team. (If Invisigal was dispatched) Punch Up: I bet he's got a punchable face. (If Punch Up was dispatched) Prism: Fucker said I was pregnant. Hell no. (If Prism was dispatched) Malevola: This fucking guy- he conned my ex into some "tell all" exclusive. (If Malevola was dispatched) Golem: Bone Zone? Heh. (If Golem was dispatched)
Coupé: He leaked my mugshot. (If Coupé was dispatched)
Apprehend Art Thieves
Apprehend Art Thieves
Requirements:
XP: 472
Investigation
GALEN/@SDN-T "We've encountered these thieves before..."
Compile and cross-reference past cases of this ar crime ring
Sonar: I'm a high ranking Vanderstenker, It would mean a lot.
(Sonar will remember this.) Robert: Sure. Go ahead. Sonar:Thanks man! You will not regret this.
Sonar: Oh well, I didn't think I would until you said that.
Bigger Blaze in the Burbs
Only if "Blaze in the Burbs" fail
Bigger Blaze in the Burbs
Requirements:
Rescue
CHIEF MARSHALL/@TORRANCEFD "The flames are spreading to the houses - we need to evacute!"
Evacuate the homes
Rescue anyone trapped
Hero Slot: 2
There's a family trapped inside their home! We need to rescue them.